Can always use a little levity here goes.
An RVer named Stan was stopped by a game warden as he was returning to his Winnebago with a bucket full of still-alive bass. "Do you have a license?" the game warden asked. The man replied, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" the warden asked. "Yes, sir. Every night I take them down to the lake and let them swim around for awhile. When they hear my whistle, they jump right back into the bucket and I take them back to the RV." "That's a bunch of baloney," the game warden said, to which the man responded "if you don't believe me, then follow me back to the lake to see for yourself." Still suspicious, but curious, the game warden agreed. And so they walked to the lake. There, the man let the fish out into the water, where they disappeared. "Okay," said the game warden. "Call them back." "Call who back?" "The fish," replied the warden. "What fish?" asked the man.